Perhaps the best comeback I've ever read....

The Morning News - The Tour, Chapter 3: "My table fills in with nine ladies, each with carefully applied make-up, white hair, lovely printed dresses, and charming Southern drawls. I am glad I decided to wear a jacket. Introductions are made all around and then one of the women�I believe she was either Dottie or Sally�asks me what my book is about. I tell them it�s about a fertility expert who clones his daughter�s unknown assailant from DNA left at the crime scene in order to gain clues to the identity of the killer. There is a long pause. �No, really,� Dottie says."